RAJINI ‘REALITIES’ and CHUCK NORRIS ‘FACTS’


 

 

RAJINI ‘REALITIES’     


Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
There is no such thing as evolution; it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

CHUCK NORRIS ‘FACTS’
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see HIM, you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take s**t from anybody.

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